Name: TV Mom (Barry & Florence)
Duration: P00H02M41S
Description: 16-year old Barry Williams (Greg Brady) asks his 32-year old tv mother Florence Henderson (Carol Brady) on a date while filming the beloved family sitcom “The Brady Bunch.”

TV Mom (Barry & Florence)

from The Great Failed Romances of the Twentieth Century by Teddy Grey

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16-year old Barry Williams (Greg Brady) asks his 32-year old tv mother Florence Henderson (Carol Brady) on a date while filming the beloved family sitcom “The Brady Bunch.”

lyrics

It’s the story
Of a lovely lady
Punching well below her weight

Here’s the story
Young Greg Brady
Wants to ask you on a date

Florence, what are we waiting we for?
I swear I’m not a little kid no more
See my new perm? It’s out of sight!

So meet me on the AstroTurf lawn
We’ll share a soda and keep on
Keep on keep on dancing all through the night

And I know it might seem strange at first
But Jan and Peter have done worse

TV Mom
Yes, TV son?
You’re the one
Oh my God
There’s a spark you can’t deny it, I’m sure TV Dad won’t mind it
TV Mom
You’re the one
Ha, ha, ha
Think I love you, TV mom

And we’ll just keep it
As a secret
Sherwood never needs to know

Don’t see no wrinkles
I’ll call you Twinkles
If you call me Johnny Bravo

I’ve had this crush since season two
The fans say “Marcia Marcia Marcia” yeah, but all I want is you

TV Mom
Yes, TV son?
You’re the one
No I’m not
So much groovier and hipper than my bitchy TV sisters
TV Mom
You’re the one
Ha, ha, ha
Think I love you, TV mom
Think I love you, TV mom
Yes I think I love you, TV mom

credits

from The Great Failed Romances of the Twentieth Century, released October 22, 2021
TV Mom:
Teddy Grey - Vocals (Barry), Guitar
Angeline Meller - Vocals (Florence)
Michael Lepore - Guitar, Bass, Organ, Drums
Lotti & Chris Drummond - Background vocals

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Teddy Grey New York, New York

Teddy Grey is a New York-based singer/songwriter. Past projects include double concept album "The Great Failed Romances of the Twentieth Century", mixtape "Rock N Roll McDonalds", and the cult independent movie "Garfeld: The Musical (A Garfield Parody)". More classics are on their way. Not rushing em this time. ... more

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